OKAY. Let's get right to the point: you aren't watching Naked and Afraid and you should be.
Maybe you haven't heard of it, maybe you've seen the commercials and don't think it's exciting. Well you're stupid and you're wrong. Why? BECAUSE IT"S THE BESTEST, WEIRDEST, FUNNIEST SHOW EVER. Even the name is enticing--it alludes to our favorite things: sex and danger (thankfully it's safely on a screen and you're nice and warm on your sofa).
To sum up this show: they drop a man and a woman off NAKED in a jungle/forest/desert somewhere and the two of them have to last 21 days (AKA three weeks for those of us mathematically challenged). They don't even get water (however they can both bring one item) and HELLO they don't even have undies. Not even a thong or something. And let me tell you, watching survivalists sliding down muddy jungle dunes and getting splinters with it all hanging out is good TV.
Now, on to something you probably are watching: Girl Code.
Yeah, we all know already that it is the best show on television because these totally bitchy, hilarious, fabulous girls make you feel so much better about yourself and the fact that you're sitting on your butt for seven hours because it's totally normal. Since I doubt I even need to continue explaining why it's so awesome, here's some mental snacks for you:
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