Nothing activates one's upchuck reflex like having to witness a bull trying to have sexytime with a cow net to your father, then having him state, "Oh, look, he's mounting her."
There are just some experiences that unfortunately stay with you forever.
There are also certain things your parents should never state or pretend to notice in your presence.
Like when I was 12 and he rambled off a list of mixed drinks, including a Sloe Comfortable Screw Against A Wall. Like why? WHY?
I mean don't get me wrong, I like that my dad and I can joke around and have a close relationship, but these are certain things that should never be discussed by a father-daughter pair at any age range.
Bad form, KennyP, bad form.
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