Though my father is quite fabulously comedic, he does also have his moments. He's also been recycling the same jokes over the past 30 years along with his shirts.
Here's just a glimpse into my daily dealings:
Christina: "Dad I got money!"
Dad: "How?"
Me: "She was working the corner all night."
Dad: "I don't care, as long as she's making money!"
When my sister or I left the house in high school (actually he still says it to both of us): "Have fun, be safe."(true life, that one's important and one of the reasons he's the bestest padre in ze world)
Me: "Sorry dad but women can't be in the kitchen AND in the laundry room at the same time."
Dad: "Steph, there's plenty to do between loads."
In Spain when trying to ask for the check: "La questa por favor." (KennyP thought Catalan meant he could just try to speak french to them and get by)
Upon cruising through the Scottish countryside via train: "Scotland, where the men are men and the women are sheep."
Upon leaving anywhere: "And we're off like a bride's nighty!"
Me about something frustrating/stupid/ridiculous: "Jesus Christ."
Dad: "Ken is fine."
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