I was reading some article the other week from god knows
where about really overrated sexual maneuvers if you will that the author believed
were either obsolete or just stupid. So she’s going along talking about how 69ing is complete
crap (agreed) for obvious reasons that no one needs that much at one time at
that kind of angle. Dammit people just wait your turn. And for the life of me
while I’m continuing along this article I can’t decide whether it’s a chick or
a dude (as the 90’s and wannabe 90’s hipsters say). At first I think it’s a
woman because she’s talking about going down on a man etc. (sorry I assumed)
then she is making some comment about her penis and so I’m like oh bomb diggity
this changes everything. Because obviously I’m reading this article in my
default girl tone, considering the topic, to come to find out that my life has
been a complete lie and that this woman isn’t really a woman at all. I feel
betrayed.
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