So here's the deal

I created this blog originally so that I could get to sleep at night since I am constantly kept awake by my overactive and terribly witty mind (she types in her bed at 1:49 am).

Also I figured others should have the privilege of being exposed to my sparkle and charm.

But since I am moving in about a week to the U.K. (Edinburgh, Scotland to be exact), I suppose it will also serve as a travel blog and general journal of my new experiences and endless thoughts while I'm there. Keep in mind they actively sport kilts in this country so it's bound to be interesting.

http://www.personallicencescotland.com/edinburgh-personal-licence/

Ta da! Isn't she a beaut? Yeah that big hilly thing in the background, that's a castle. Edinburgh Castle. The castle that J.K. Rowling designed the Hogwarts great hall after. Casual.



I'm technically moving to finish up my last years of "uni" as I'm now going to call it so I can When-in-Rome it while sounding super posh, but also because it has always been a dream of mine to live at least a year in a foreign country. And since I will never again in my life be so mobile, broke and utterly dumb, I figured no time like the present. Honestly your twenties are really your only chance to explore the world while still having outsourced cash flow (parents and/or student loans), all the while with the ability to excuse anything with "I'm in my twenties and I'm hot!"


So to the four of you random individuals that look at my blog, it is sure to be an exciting, embarrassing adventure.

Things on my mind after upon watching the MTV Video Music Awards

(I watched them the night after because 1. I'm too cool to watch it live and 2. I didn't know when the VMAs were)

http://www.upi.com/blog/2013/08/26/Miley-Cyrus-raunchy-VMA-performance-leaves-viewers-Will-Smiths-family-stunned-VIDEO/6691377489643/?spt=fsb&or=ros

1. Good Lord Mileys tongue is disturbingly large. Put a leash on that thing.



2. WHAT is Robin Thicke wearing (after I figured out that was Robin Thicke next to MCyrus)?



3. Macklemore's engaged?

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=50153693n

4. Damn TSwifter time to let it go a little.

http://www.billboard.com/biz/articles/news/record-labels/5672634/justin-timberlakes-mirrors-wins-mtv-vmas-video-of-the-year

If Justin Timberlake can wear a fedora so can I (you really have to hand it to him though not only did the man do a twenty minute song and dance routine, he lived to tell the tale).



Oh so Drake really does look like that from the side.



I cannot read any of this screen text. Like any. At all. Is it in code? Runes? Like what is this shit?

Quote of the day

"'Cause Chevy didn't make a 327 in '55, the 327 didn't come out till '62. And it wasn't offered in the Bel Air with a four-barrel carb till '64. However, in 1964, the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top-dead-center."

-Miss Mona Lisa Vito

My unfortunate financial status

At this point I'm so poor that I literally stole quarters off the floor of a party I was at last night. Then I spent $70 this morning on clothes, so I think we may have discovered the root of the problem. But a girl's got to shop and a girl's got to pay for parking. No shame.

Yeah, you like it

We should all just admit that we totally all got hot and bothered while watching the gay hookup on Teen Wolf last week.



Here's why:



They're guys.

They're hot.

One of them is a twin.

They're ripped.

They're hot.

They're on a bed, making out.



I'm not even into that guy on guy action, I just like to pretend I'm one of them, being loved on by the other one. It changes depending on what I'm feeling.

Here's a list of hot actor guys

In case you were looking for one.


http://www.imdb.com/list/3osASwU0vGA/

Why aren't you watching this?

OKAY. Let's get right to the point: you aren't watching Naked and Afraid and you should be.

http://www.hitfix.com/starr-raving/discovery-reveals-even-more-with-bare-pairs-on-naked-afraid

 Maybe you haven't heard of it, maybe you've seen the commercials and don't think it's exciting. Well you're stupid and you're wrong. Why? BECAUSE IT"S THE BESTEST, WEIRDEST, FUNNIEST SHOW EVER. Even the name is enticing--it alludes to our favorite things: sex and danger (thankfully it's safely on a screen and you're nice and warm on your sofa).

To sum up this show: they drop a man and a woman off NAKED in a jungle/forest/desert somewhere and the two of them have to last 21 days (AKA three weeks for those of us mathematically challenged). They don't even get water (however they can both bring one item) and HELLO they don't even have undies. Not even a thong or something. And let me tell you, watching survivalists sliding down muddy jungle dunes and getting splinters with it all hanging out is good TV.

Now, on to something you probably are watching: Girl Code.

http://www.bubblews.com/news/620707-girl-code-vs-guy-code

Yeah, we all know already that it is the best show on television because these totally bitchy, hilarious, fabulous girls make you feel so much better about yourself and the fact that you're sitting on your butt for seven hours because it's totally normal. Since I doubt I even need to continue explaining why it's so awesome, here's some mental snacks for you:

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/carly%20aquilino

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/pissed

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/alice%20wetterlund

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/mtv%20girl%20code

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/girl%20code%20gif

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/girl%20code?language=fr_FR