Things on my mind after upon watching the MTV Video Music Awards

(I watched them the night after because 1. I'm too cool to watch it live and 2. I didn't know when the VMAs were)

http://www.upi.com/blog/2013/08/26/Miley-Cyrus-raunchy-VMA-performance-leaves-viewers-Will-Smiths-family-stunned-VIDEO/6691377489643/?spt=fsb&or=ros

1. Good Lord Mileys tongue is disturbingly large. Put a leash on that thing.



2. WHAT is Robin Thicke wearing (after I figured out that was Robin Thicke next to MCyrus)?



3. Macklemore's engaged?

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=50153693n

4. Damn TSwifter time to let it go a little.

http://www.billboard.com/biz/articles/news/record-labels/5672634/justin-timberlakes-mirrors-wins-mtv-vmas-video-of-the-year

If Justin Timberlake can wear a fedora so can I (you really have to hand it to him though not only did the man do a twenty minute song and dance routine, he lived to tell the tale).



Oh so Drake really does look like that from the side.



I cannot read any of this screen text. Like any. At all. Is it in code? Runes? Like what is this shit?