So here's the deal

I created this blog originally so that I could get to sleep at night since I am constantly kept awake by my overactive and terribly witty mind (she types in her bed at 1:49 am).

Also I figured others should have the privilege of being exposed to my sparkle and charm.

But since I am moving in about a week to the U.K. (Edinburgh, Scotland to be exact), I suppose it will also serve as a travel blog and general journal of my new experiences and endless thoughts while I'm there. Keep in mind they actively sport kilts in this country so it's bound to be interesting.

http://www.personallicencescotland.com/edinburgh-personal-licence/

Ta da! Isn't she a beaut? Yeah that big hilly thing in the background, that's a castle. Edinburgh Castle. The castle that J.K. Rowling designed the Hogwarts great hall after. Casual.



I'm technically moving to finish up my last years of "uni" as I'm now going to call it so I can When-in-Rome it while sounding super posh, but also because it has always been a dream of mine to live at least a year in a foreign country. And since I will never again in my life be so mobile, broke and utterly dumb, I figured no time like the present. Honestly your twenties are really your only chance to explore the world while still having outsourced cash flow (parents and/or student loans), all the while with the ability to excuse anything with "I'm in my twenties and I'm hot!"


So to the four of you random individuals that look at my blog, it is sure to be an exciting, embarrassing adventure.

Things on my mind after upon watching the MTV Video Music Awards

(I watched them the night after because 1. I'm too cool to watch it live and 2. I didn't know when the VMAs were)

http://www.upi.com/blog/2013/08/26/Miley-Cyrus-raunchy-VMA-performance-leaves-viewers-Will-Smiths-family-stunned-VIDEO/6691377489643/?spt=fsb&or=ros

1. Good Lord Mileys tongue is disturbingly large. Put a leash on that thing.



2. WHAT is Robin Thicke wearing (after I figured out that was Robin Thicke next to MCyrus)?



3. Macklemore's engaged?

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=50153693n

4. Damn TSwifter time to let it go a little.

http://www.billboard.com/biz/articles/news/record-labels/5672634/justin-timberlakes-mirrors-wins-mtv-vmas-video-of-the-year

If Justin Timberlake can wear a fedora so can I (you really have to hand it to him though not only did the man do a twenty minute song and dance routine, he lived to tell the tale).



Oh so Drake really does look like that from the side.



I cannot read any of this screen text. Like any. At all. Is it in code? Runes? Like what is this shit?